Dear Society

I'm going to start a new series here on the ol' blog, titled, "Dear Society." It'll basically consist of my ranting about my disappointment in society in open-letter form. Let's give it a shot...

Dear Society,
    When I am a pedestrian walking across the street/parking lot/whatever, I have right of way. In other words, you better watch how you drive because if you hit me, you are automatically wrong and I can sue the bejeezus out of you.

Dear Society,
   I don't know who came up with the term "swagger," but I personally think it's atrocious. In no way, shape, or form, does having "swagger" make a male attractive. In fact, most of the men I hear using this term are wearing their jeans below their ass, using a belt to keep them from completely falling down, and walking like something is unpleasantly shoved up their rear end.

Dear Society,
    You would think you'd be more careful with the way you drive. Cars aren't very cheap and many people are feeling the economic challenges that exist within the United States and much of the world. Driving like maniacs can cause your car to become totaled, and not everyone can just go out and buy/lease a new vehicle. Also, I really don't have the money for a new car, so let's just all be a little more safe and less aggressive on the roads.


Sincerely,
Amanda Regina